The Pimlico Kid is so lame all he can think about is the sweet pasture that lies ahead at taxpayers' expense after he leaves Congress. In the following letter to his constituents he limps along in the shadow of -- of all people -- the President, whose wife the Kid insulted by preferring to attend the Preakness with lobbyists to attending a UC Merced graduation featuring the First Lady as commencement speaker.
And, of course, he lied about the whole thing, claiming he couldn't make the event due to family commitments. The Kid finished dead last by 50 lengths in that contest.
Today, in his letter, he indicates that at last the president has recognized that he, the Pimlico Kid, had the right idea about the foreclosure crisis all along. It is a simple, three-part strategy: Do everything in the power of a politician to stimulate housing growth in your district; get the taxpayers to bail out the banks for the weak mortgages on their books; sell the package as a bail out of the people. Cover the whole campaign in the Kid's patented unctious piety and you've got as fine an example as you'd ever want to see of absolute political irrelevance.
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